Hey there, I'm Joe. I'm just your average 22 year old, gay, nerd. I just recently graduated from Virginia Commonwealth University where I studied Theatre Performance. Get to know me better :) It's just an ask away.

 

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

wickedclothes:

Chewbacca / Han Solo Reversible Hoodie

Bundle up against the cold in this heavyweight, reversible Star Wars hoodie! The Chewbacca side is completely covered in Faux Fur across both the front and back. Flip the hoodie inside-out for a second design inspired by the parka Han Solo wore on Planet Hoth. Sold at Amazon.

If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

Anal…

(via zeldapeaches)

Anonymous asked
Why are you in a sex shop ;)

zeldapeaches:

BECAUSE SEX SHOPS SELL PLUS SIZE HEELS YA DUMB BITCH! And dildos. The 2 things that every successful drag queen needs. GOD!

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via closedforprayer)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)

the0ry-0f-mind:

chakrabot:

slitheringink:

artofcarmen:

fyeahwhovians:

raygender:

themediafix:

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.
In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.
I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.
Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.
-Morgan
P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.


PLEASE READ

the0ry-0f-mind:

chakrabot:

slitheringink:

artofcarmen:

fyeahwhovians:

raygender:

themediafix:

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.

This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. 

Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.

In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.

I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.

Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.

-Morgan

P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

PLEASE READ

If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

Anonymous asked
what made you want to be a drag queen

It’s weird, if you had asked me that a year or so ago I probably would’ve said I that I wouldn’t want to be one. But I think part of it has to do with being comfortable in your own skin and with who you are. I feel like before, I was kinda uncomfortable with the idea of doing drag, being in woman’s clothes, etc. because of how I would be perceived, not just by strangers but by my friends. 

But over the past year through theatre, I was cast in roles which required me to push those limits. And it was easier for me in those cases because 1. it was part of a stage performance and 2. it was through the guise of comedy. So because of that I was able to get more comfortable with the idea. And I had fun with it. Not to mention some of my castmates got me into watching RuPaul’s Drag Race, and that show is everything.

So the last show I did, Pageant, required me to be full on lady: shaved legs, wig, makeup, heels, the whole deal. And our hair and makeup artist, who now happens to be my drag mama, was a former queen, and I approached him with some questions that I had. And sure enough, he was able to help me out, in so many ways. There’s A LOT that goes into drag that you don’t even think of. And that shit’s expensive too.  

But at the end of the day, it’s fun. I look fierce. I get to be sassy. And I love to perform. I just love it. And from my 1st performance I could tell there is just something awesome about hearing your song come on, strutting down that runway, and hearing a crowd scream for you.  

I know some people can be kinda confused by drag queens, I know some of my friends probably are, I used to be. But all it really is, in my opinion, is an alternative art form. I do not have any desire to be a woman, I am not trans. And that is nothing against transgendered people, that’s just not who I am. I create a persona, I perform as that persona, and I have a kickass time doing it.