1. kryptonianpenis:

    fit-is-healthy:

    tumblino:

    ambitiousbard:

    jessidork:

    toastyhat:

    awesomephilia:

    Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

    Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

    I kinda love it

    this is actually great from an acting perspective.

    the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).

    The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.

    also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.

    DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS

    That was great

    that was really cute, oh my god!

    (via southerngamerguy)

     
     


  2. sharonosbourne:

    *wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

    (via vinterest)

     


  3. I just wanna be in relationship and fast-forward several months into it where we can just sit in a room together and do our own thing and I can fart comfortably around them.

     

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  5. Until the lion has his historian, the hunter will always be a
    hero.
    — Ewe-mina proverb (via ellephanta)

    (Source: knowledgereinsupreme, via toomuchbeautytoquit)

     

  6. dfw-cub:

    polaroidary:

    corgnelius:

    When our vet walked in and saw him, she put him inside her coat and pretended to run out the door.

    I would do the same lol

    Except the pretend part.

    (via southerngamerguy)

     

  7. shikarius:

    wingsunfurled:

    foxgirl001:

    toughtink:

    bladeburner01:

    If you guys cosplay, please watch this :)

    this woman’s work is so fantastic and so inspirational. also, this makes me want a tv show centering around the art and culture of cosplay even more. wouldn’t that be awesome?!!

    this video made me happy =D

    If you are a cosplayer, please watch this. Even if you aren’t still watch it. It gives some nice insight in what attracts people to this hobby. :)

    Ger is an excellent human being and this spot is remarkably well done. Man, IE, gj

    (via theofficialariel)

     
     

  8. strengthissexy:

    littlegreybook:

    We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.—John C. Moffi 

    I love this so much.

    (Source: lovesmisery, via vicfic)

     

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  11. antfish:

    natsufatsu:

    Remember these?

    Snake: Invisibility

    Rat: Motion to the Motionless

    Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes

    Sheep: Astral Projection

    Dragon: Combustion

    Rabbit: Super Speed

    Monkey: Animorph

    Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance

    Ox: Super Strength 

    Horse: Healing

    Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis 

    Dog: Immortality

    “JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

    “ONE MORE THING!”

    (Source: kurt-daddy, via thestitchboy)

     

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  13. I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

    1. Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
    2. Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
    3. Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
    4. Me: No, it's for me, for college.
    5. Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
    6. Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
    7. Mom:
    8. Mom:
    9. Mom:
    10. Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
     

  14. (Source: quoteinspirational, via vicfic)

     


  15. thinkiwannaharrylou:

    you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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    yeah cause they are

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    oh cry me a river

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    if i did you’d pollute it

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    YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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    ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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    DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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    I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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    (via robinhook)